Est. 1996

 

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Welcome to the Buffalo Ranch.
It's a little different out here,
a little wild and a little woolly,
but we welcome you with a
friendly handshake and, of course,
a tip of our Resistol.

When you scroll down,
you'll find gear of all sorts,
found for you by us,
with care to make sure we
only offer you the very best.

We hope you enjoy your
visit while you're here and maybe
take a little something along
with you to remind you of your trip,
out here, in the wild, wild west.

 

Ain't this somethin'? I told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. "Make your life go here, son. Here's where the people is. Them mountains is for Indians and wild men." "Mother Gue", I says "the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world," and by God, I was right. Keep your nose in the wind and your eye along the skyline. I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent... ______Del Gue